Lost their towel.I walked at the sea’s side the other day, watching the sand lap the waves. The buildings waved peacefully up and down as I walked along the smooth sea. A pelican flew by and said “Pancake,” and directly after a stack of pancakes shouted “Hello!”Lost their towel.
By way of reply, I spread some butter and drizzled some syrup on them. After a breaching whale swallowed them, I walked to the edge of the sea and stepped off into the land, found a boat and sailed up a street. A strawberry exploded on a street corner, and a few blocks later I pulled up in front of a building and got out.
After tying my boat to a trampoline, I sa
Saving the Future, chapter 6I jerked awake, breathing heavily. After I remembered where I was (high-security cell that was under ground that was in the middle of nowhere,) I leaned my head back against the wall, closed my eyes and breathed deeply through my nose. While I’m great at controlling my thoughts when I’m awake, my dreams tend to have a mind of their own.Saving the Future, chapter 6
Liza, you idiot. Don’t think about him; you’ll probably never see him again. You’ll just drive yourself crazy.
I sighed. Good thing I erased everything that said Elizabeth Laurene existed and did that appearance change, I thought. Otherwise, they would u
Saving the future, chapter 5 It was a nice Sunday afternoon. The campus grounds were sunny and comfortably warm, with a nice breeze moving through to keep everything fresh. Students tossed a Frisbee back and forth, and some of the members of the guys and girls soccer team were having a friendly game. Couples had picnics on the wide lawn, and happy groups of friends lounged on the library steps.Saving the future, chapter 5
I sat under a tree, thin wires trailing from my earbuds to my iPod, my eyes hidden by sunglasses. Casually leaning against the thick trunk, I looked as if I might be half-asleep. In reality, I was wide awake.
On the insides of my sunglasses, a mass of blue dots
Special Occasion SpeechSpecial Occasion: After-DinnerSpecial Occasion Speech
I’d like to thank you all for attending the festivities this evening as I celebrate my instatement as World Dominator. Some regard this as “the beginning of the end”, but that’s simply melodramatic. In popular culture, many times the evil villains’ goal is to take over the world. They are often driven by hate, revenge, or sheer greed, giving us dominator types a bad name. Luckily, I am different from the stereotypical “take-over-the-world” maniac. To begin with, I am not driven by hate, revenge, or greed. Also, for some time now I have had plans in place to solve s
Don't Panic!
Lonely
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Governor Tarkin: You don't know how hard I found it, signing the order to terminate your life.
Princess Leia: I'm surprised that you had the courage to take the responsibility yourself.
--Star Wars
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Cu allate, papon sod urege, eððiIo de iantu in cridie. VediIumi: cante moi uosta! Ne, a gnata, ne uostami, ne te carami! Nec carasumi! Boua daga uimpi geneta. Immi trouga, lana nariIas. Vrit- me lindos dubnon -piseti. (Eluveitie- Omnos)
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Governor Tarkin: You don't know how hard I found it, signing the order to terminate your life.
Princess Leia: I'm surprised that you had the courage to take the responsibility yourself.
--Star Wars
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"It said, Home is where your heart is, but what a shame, 'cause everyone's heart doesn't beat the same" -Green Day
I'm gonna stalk you!
...just kidding
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[link] - my photo gallery.
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Now taking commissions
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I am the Future World Dominator. Don't piss me off
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Boo ... Are You Scared Yet?
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I am the Future World Dominator. Don't piss me off
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Boo ... Are You Scared Yet?
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